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Rustic Blumpkin
The act of receiving fellatio while in a
porta potty
,
outhouse
or general
wilderness
setting
While
not ideal
, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival
porta potty
by a
townie
.
by
TheUrbanSombrero
August 03, 2019
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Rustic Blumpkin
mug for your guy Vivek.
Sep 11 Word of the Day
hungover as a duck
when you're
hungover
as shit after a spending a
night drunk
as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck
let's go
get some
grub
by
pokeythepony
June 25, 2021
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hungover as a duck
neck gaiter and mug.