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A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish
On some days I just need a Russian breakfast
by Urgot March 25, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.
Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"
by RyRy28 May 09, 2010
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drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
by loco30k February 10, 2015
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the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off
Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast
by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010
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