A country full of gopniks, drunks, hot women, dash cams, and vodka

Although the fucktard said that Russia is a fukkd country has sum truth, like Putin's retartedness or no jobs. Both my parents were doctors from Russia with really good education but lived in socialism.
Even though there are very little jobs, and I'm unemployed that doesn't mean I don't get any money :)... I live TEH life an u cant do shit bout it. If you say that my peeps don't kno wut aids is, Ima get the whole entire (Axis Of Evil) on ur fukin ass biatch!

Russia. Russia is good. Russia is the definition of good. On a scale ok AK47 to Putin , Russia is putin with a hammer and scythe.

Weird political leftover from several collapsed empires. Technically, a federation of semi-autonomous states, but in reality just another half-baked attempt at early 19th century style empire. Comes with most aspects of empires of that time and ruled almost single handed by it current ruler, Vladimir Huylo.

am just watchin all dat shit chu writin and it makez me laugh worse than a muh'fucka, kuz AINT NOBODY of yall foreignerz knoez wut ma mama land IZ. especially doze who'z tryin to put shit on ma kontry. u aint neva lived here so shutcha muh'fuckin mouthz. if yall dunno shit, dont talk shit, nomsane? "crime against humanity" - wut da fuck iz thiz, huh? now tell me, muhfuckaz who had dem coloniez in Africa, who bombed innocent ppl around the whole muh'fuckin world, genecide n all dat? plus yall bytch azz fat azz americanz claimin participation in World War II, but it aint nuttin but shit, fuck yo patricipation and british too. all yall bytchez iz unda dem kikez, u got aint nuttin but dem dollaz in yo eyez, muh'fuckin animalz fed up by yo governmentz. u aint eva gon get no patriotic feelinz n all dat kuz all yall iz ANIMALZ, and all yo so-called 'feelinz' exist az long az u got enuf food to eat, enuf money to spend, but it gon vanish without no muh'fuckin trace when diz supplement endz, nomsane? and we aint got no friendz. yall c ma kontry raisin from damn kneez, kuz dem kikez tried to drop us on em during the existence of soviet union. all friendz we got r India, African kontriez and SA'z. and we gon ressurect, one way or muh'fuckin otha, so watch out. ahahahahahahah

Russia is a sarcastic bitch who likes moles n saids GAH! alot. You got to love the Russia.

Russia is not the largest country anymore! It used to be the largest (with the Soviet Union) but since the downfall of the USSR, it has been divided into much smaller countries. Siberia is still the largest forest though.

(I'm not saying Russia sucks, it's just that most of you have been saying that Russia is the largest country.)