A mysterious person who many people may not like because they're not pigeon-holeable. A reserved man whose hard to read whose not really shy but they're not very open either. Russell is closed mouthed about his past but if you earn his trust he will share some information with you. Dark hair, dark beard, dark eyes, wears a lot of dark colors. A loyal man who values friendship and loves the company of beautiful women who has zero tolerance for disloyalty. If you break his trust, he may forgive you but he'll never re-trust you. Overall, Russell is a caring friend who likes to put a smile on your face with his humorous jokes and witty comebacks. Russell is a valuable friend and a devoted father.
When someone betrays or lies to Russell, he won't try to get even, he'll just change your role in his life.
by Fancy fingers September 23, 2017
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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by ChrisHeartsLivvy October 19, 2007
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by THATSMENIGGA March 24, 2017
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The most amazing friend that anyone could ever ask for. He always listens when there's a problem or just in general and he tells you what he thinks even if it hurts.
by Kira Iams January 18, 2009
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by jack be good June 26, 2005
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One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.
by Virgin Killer January 30, 2008
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