A mysterious person who many people may not like because they're not pigeon-holeable. A reserved man whose hard to read whose not really shy but they're not very open either. Russell is closed mouthed about his past but if you earn his trust he will share some information with you. Dark hair, dark beard, dark eyes, wears a lot of dark colors. A loyal man who values friendship and loves the company of beautiful women who has zero tolerance for disloyalty. If you break his trust, he may forgive you but he'll never re-trust you. Overall, Russell is a caring friend who likes to put a smile on your face with his humorous jokes and witty comebacks. Russell is a valuable friend and a devoted father.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A name given to the best penis in the world.

A fatherly figure who is always there to support you.

The most amazing friend that anyone could ever ask for. He always listens when there's a problem or just in general and he tells you what he thinks even if it hurts.

brilliant, pleasant and ultimatly awesome.

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.