Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?

That one guy who has the body mass of an ant, and prides himself for the size of both his forehead and chin

A pubic wig.

Named after Russel Crowe's Pubic-like beard.

Also look up Murkin

A man who leaves his partner and child to pursue his love of fish...

What you call someone with no arms and legs, resting in a pile of leaves.

A person with no arms or legs that gets thrown into a pile of leaves

noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."