To get fucked over by a friend,

A legend. Always good on a night out. An impressive dancer.

To masturbate furiously in the bathroom at your place of employment so that others can hear

The UK's biggest year 7 nonce

A dude who has a massive crush on a girl but she just rejects him over and over. Kinda like being friendzoned but worse. He also doesnt have the balls to ask her out himself so he gets other people to do it for him

A person who comes from Manchester, who is quite partial to a spoon due to penis related injuries.
This person also is usualy extremely dumb and tends to struggle performing simple tasks like passing their driving tests as they turn up a day late.

Means you watch gay porn but do not want your friends or family to know. So you do it in private.