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Rupon is that Ravishing, Unbearably Phenomenal, Oompha-loompish Novelty that catches your eye when you least expect it. Rupon will always appear in some form of retarded and yet he is adept at making you a puddle with his smouldering eyes, bum-fuzz beard and man-breasts which he will insist are his pecks. However this absolute rippa of a man that looks like the offspring of Shrek and Donkey is beset by a primordial and perverted fixation on all things poo.

Legends forwarn: Hide your women and lock your bathrooms because when the moon is full, the primal form of Poopon will have been unreleased and his blood seethes as he thirsts for a fecal kiss. His common strategy is usually preying on chicks who are lactose intolerant and shower them with his cheesy flirting until they blast their guts out and alas, Rupon has finally been satiated.

Besides that, he’s a one-of-a-kind, marvellous and lovable chap that you ought to cherish and take pride in, like when you take an impressively massive dump that you had coming for a while and can’t help but admire.
Girl 1: Who’s that licking the toilet bowl?
Girl 2: Shit that’s Rupon but fuck why’s he still hot
by xxxbabyboo September 29, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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