A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
by Greasy Boots December 29, 2011
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The rainiest and darkest city in all of Canada, Rupertites are known for their artistic savvy because they are house riddin for the 364 rainy days in the year. having nothing to do but read books, listen to music, and go on the internet Rupertites are much paler than the typical Canadian.
Bob the Rupertite: "man this new Radiohead album is great"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah It's good to walk to"
Bob the Rupertite: "you go outside?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah"
Bob the Rupertite: "were you born in Prince Rupert?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah..."
Bob the Rupertite: "you must be crazy then"
Fred the Rupertite: *shrug*
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah It's good to walk to"
Bob the Rupertite: "you go outside?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah"
Bob the Rupertite: "were you born in Prince Rupert?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah..."
Bob the Rupertite: "you must be crazy then"
Fred the Rupertite: *shrug*
by J3sS# October 26, 2007
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A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".
by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011
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You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?
Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.
"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
by Napkin Gladwell September 07, 2011
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person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!
------------OR------------
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!
------------OR------------
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 23, 2006
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Actor, born 30 June 1963 in Weston-super-Mare, England. Best known for playing Detective Inspector Lestrade in the BBC series Sherlock. Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
by Tobias Gregson June 28, 2011
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Dude I was being such a rupert rapist today. I couldn't spell a word to save my life.
Person 1: Everytime I spell something wrong, a rupert gets raped.
Person 2: Dude you're such a rupert rapist.
Person 1: Everytime I spell something wrong, a rupert gets raped.
Person 2: Dude you're such a rupert rapist.
by Rock and Sock February 18, 2011
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