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a.) The act of comforting small-minded, insecure white Americans by promising war with smaller, weaker countries of a non-white ethnicity.

b.) To remove citizens 200 year old civil rights under the guise of protection from foreign threats. The act of seizing upon a society's fears in order to push through a fascist agenda.
by John Cocktoastin January 30, 2003
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Verb - when you have to void your bowels and stomach simultaneously, especially in the bathroom of an airplane or other confined quarters. Named because of the peculiar scrunched up look on the face of the Rumsfeld-ee, reminiscent of perpetual facial expression of the politician of the same name.
"Whoa, I thought I could cure my hangover with that breakfast sandwhich from the airport McDonalds but then i totally had to Rumsfeld mid flight"
by Pierre Lachouff August 21, 2011
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(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up
Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.
by neuron February 01, 2010
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The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.
Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.
by thatbul83 July 27, 2010
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