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a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"
a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice
by eric May 24, 2004
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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