A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

When you roll the foreskin of the penis over the tip of a girls nose and blow white gold in her nostrils.

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.