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A mythical man of wrinkled foreskin appearance who's ability to weave golden fleece from his pubic hair is renowned throughout the land.
Check out the Merkin Rumpleforeskin wove me!
by Rumple the King February 25, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"
by poopypants April 02, 2003
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One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.
Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man
Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin
by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004
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Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms
Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever
by Baczkowski March 09, 2003
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