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A small town in Maine that is known to locals as "Rumfid". Only the most beautiful and intelligent are born there, but prolonged residency drops the IQ 20 points per decade.
"I am from Rumford, Maine, but moved after highschool to pursue a PhD in Psychology"

"I live in Rumfid. Been heah ma whole life"
by J. Moro October 16, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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