Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

A foreign object one sticks up anothers ass when he/she is mad. Also used for measurement in few cases.

scale/digital scale

Ruler has to definitions:

1; Someone who rules others, like aking, queen, prince, government, ect

2; A flat stick that is used for measuring commonly in cms and inches.

A tool to see how large ones penis is

It means.. somethin' as "I'm teh best" or somethin' like that.