This is a persons sexuality when they can decide to be straight or gay whenever they want. Elite tier Sexuality
i identify as a Bendable Ruler
by @Sxb04- Instagram November 09, 2020
something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)
person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time
person 2: i’m straight as a ruler
person 2: i’m straight as a ruler
by mori13 February 04, 2021
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
by Doc F December 12, 2008
Has several meanings:
1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.
Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.
Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u
2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself
3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.
E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u
2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself
3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.
E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
by ImNotZapp January 14, 2007
A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser February 14, 2012
An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".
Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."
by ZeroMaxii August 15, 2019