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That old bitch from the new Halloween movie has a ruler in every scene
by Cluis6714 October 14, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A foreign object one sticks up anothers ass when he/she is mad. Also used for measurement in few cases.
Don't make me get the ruler!
by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003
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“Josh I used the ruler and found out my penis is 18 inches
by Fuenghy July 28, 2019
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Ruler has to definitions:

1; Someone who rules others, like aking, queen, prince, government, ect

2; A flat stick that is used for measuring commonly in cms and inches.
Mrs. Lolleio told us to measure our hand length with our brand new ruler. (s)
by Kitten Lover October 12, 2009
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It means.. somethin' as "I'm teh best" or somethin' like that.
h4H4h4, iM t3H rUl3R 0f tH!z G4m3 !!1!1!oneone!!!11!!!!
(hahaha, I'm the ruler of this game !!!)
by Flamey February 14, 2005
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