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Every video of Russia is always dreary on top, white on bottom and something smacks into something else. Occasionally if you're lucky you'll see something explode.
OP never said this was from Russia, because of Rule 99 we all just knew.
by SubbyG February 17, 2013
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May 16 Word of the Day
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing maβ€”
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021
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No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno
- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?

-Rule 99.
by afjhsdljfhsoadfih October 08, 2010
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A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.
Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*
by infected2321 March 27, 2010
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No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.
Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.
by High Warlord Skar February 25, 2012
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If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.
Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.
by Zer0skills February 13, 2021
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