Goodnight, Sweet Prince... Patrick Stewart died today. RIP 1949-2009.
Hell no! Rule 1701! *ban*

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better

Patrick Saywze Died on Sept 14th 2009 and pictures of Patrick Stewart flooded the Internet with "1940-2009" captioned. Confusing many into believing our Captain had gone down with his ship.

The Internet responded by saying this was going to far, and Rule 1701 should be passed so a tragic even like this will never take place again

Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.

Someone posts that Picard has died on 4chan. This is a breakage of Rule 1701, therefore, you die.

The reboot of Tomb Raider proves the veracity of Rule 1701.