Urban Dictionary: Rule 99

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Every video of Russia is always dreary on top, white on bottom and something smacks into something else. Occasionally if you're lucky you'll see something explode.

OP never said this was from Russia, because of Rule 99 we all just knew.

by SubbyG February 17, 2013

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bricked up

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

by real_philly February 11, 2020

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Rule 99

No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno

- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?

-Rule 99.

by afjhsdljfhsoadfih October 08, 2010

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Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

by infected2321 March 27, 2010

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Rule 99

No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.

Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.

by High Warlord Skar February 25, 2012

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Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will

Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99

by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021

Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

by Zer0skills February 13, 2021

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