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Rule 69 of the internet states whenever the number "69" appears in a social media typing space and/or picture you must comment saying "nice"
Guy 1 - Yesterdays score was 69 to 57
Guy 2 - Rule 69
Guy 1 - nice
Guy 2 - nice
Guy 3 - nice
Girl 1 - nice
Guy 4 - nice
Girl 2 - nice
Girl 3 - nice
by n00bishRegashi April 03, 2019
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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When the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more sexual topic. In rare cases actual 69 has occurred.
Suzy, "Hey Jim did you see the game last night?"
Jim, "yeah Suzy the score was 54-69"
Suzy,"wanna fuck?"
Rule 69
by Durtman! July 31, 2012
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I am god, always will be, obey me or banned
Noob- Why was I banned

Me probably- not following rule 69
by Callanguggs March 23, 2021
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anything that exists, there is a pony version of it
without rule 69
person: i love books

with rule 69
person: i love pony books
by t3r3z1 pyrop3 April 10, 2012
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Melodie is Never EVER right, when dealing with her just nod and smile
Dude rule 69, you listened to melodie, she is never ever right!You Fool!
by deegan450 October 15, 2008
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