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The general rule that you should always bring a towel just in case you do something stupid so at least people will say "Hey that guy/gal really knows where their towel is". Coincidentally this is also the meaning of life and all questions because all answers can be deprived from 42 an example of this would be: How many minutes dose it take to make a marshmallow peep answer 42 because 4+2=6 and it takes 6 minuets to make. Part of the 100+ general rules of the universe.
Bob: What should I bring to my camping trip to Death Vally?
Jim: Always remember Rule 42: Always bring a towel.
Bob: Why? a towel there is no reason I would need it.
Jim: But what if you get lost then with a knife and a little time you can make a turban like hat to shield your eyes so you don't over heat and go temporally blind, or what happens when you need some sort of bag but you only have a knife a towel and some rope you could make your own knapsack.
Bob: Thanks Jim for reminding me about Rule 42.
Jim: No problem.
Jim: Always remember Rule 42: Always bring a towel.
Bob: Why? a towel there is no reason I would need it.
Jim: But what if you get lost then with a knife and a little time you can make a turban like hat to shield your eyes so you don't over heat and go temporally blind, or what happens when you need some sort of bag but you only have a knife a towel and some rope you could make your own knapsack.
Bob: Thanks Jim for reminding me about Rule 42.
Jim: No problem.
by Raegon October 25, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
If it exist, there is a pony version of it. No exceptions.
Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.
Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.
by DutchBrony October 30, 2011
4
In Wonderland, a rule of the Queen of Hearts' court stating all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
King: "Rule 42, all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately!!"
Alice: "I am not a mile high, and I'm not leaving."
Alice: "I am not a mile high, and I'm not leaving."
by Disnevytte August 30, 2010
5
F1: Do you have expressed anal gland vape juice?
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.
by Bruhsepphu May 10, 2020
6
a: "i cannot believe they are de-sanctifying Mother Mary in this atrocious satanic collage!"
b: "well, nothing is sacred. rule 42 lady..."
b: "well, nothing is sacred. rule 42 lady..."
by superfail March 07, 2009