If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

There is no rule 11

If one believes there is likely a mutual interest between themself and another individual, that other individual is either already in some form of a relationship with another individual or will soon be.

If it exists there is a slutty halloween costume of it

Rule 11 applies if a word isn't defined yet in the Urban Dictionary.

Watching Porn with your friends is gay.