Urban Dictionary: Rule 1-3-5

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Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

by anonman123 April 16, 2010

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Sep 13 Word of the Day

NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Rule 135

Rule stating that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

Rule 135 would include Wu-tang clan, Beatles, and Super Mario Bros. remixes.

by webstergeon June 25, 2010

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Rule 135

A rule that states that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

This rule is non-exclusive, and even applies to other dubstep tracks. Nothing is safe.

Rule 135 would include remixes of The Mario Bros. theme, Wu-Tang Clan remixes, Beatles remixes, etc.

by wegklnwlgknwklgnwklegklweng June 25, 2010

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