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Rugby High School is a secondary school in Bilton, which is shit and is made out of cardboard. If you hit a wall hard enough the whole thing will come crashing down on the shitty sports hall which was a waste of its money. It runs off of the parents money which is prompted by the daily emails begging for money in return for prostitution. It’s full of yr7s who’s skirts can’t get any longer and hair can’t get any scruffier, yr8s who are sluttier than 2012 Lindsey Lohan, yr9s who still look like yr7s because they don’t have the ability to grow, yr10s who look like they don’t give a jack shit but inside they are pissing themselves, yr11s who warm everyone with their rbfs and yr12&13 who are crack heads
by ___rhsslag101___ September 18, 2018
2
CV postcodes most famous elitist crackhouse.
Everyone either hates it because theyre mates are as shallow as a fucking puddle or youve been isolated because Daddy doesnt make 40k a year.
The school spent millions on a sportshall even though nobody actually turns up to PE & cant afford to make a decent DT class bc they'd rather teach us how to sew.
They live for their weekly preach fest where they play a millenial feminist video and then completely ignore anything useful in it.
The running joke of the fire alarm going off was only funny until the HM said it wasnt anymore and made the Y7s cry
Only seen as good bc they make u drop a gcse if ur shit at it.
If u go here you'll either end up a wino/stoner/baghead because youre depressed/alienated/bored.
But OFSTED says 10/10 👍👍
Everyone either hates it because theyre mates are as shallow as a fucking puddle or youve been isolated because Daddy doesnt make 40k a year.
The school spent millions on a sportshall even though nobody actually turns up to PE & cant afford to make a decent DT class bc they'd rather teach us how to sew.
They live for their weekly preach fest where they play a millenial feminist video and then completely ignore anything useful in it.
The running joke of the fire alarm going off was only funny until the HM said it wasnt anymore and made the Y7s cry
Only seen as good bc they make u drop a gcse if ur shit at it.
If u go here you'll either end up a wino/stoner/baghead because youre depressed/alienated/bored.
But OFSTED says 10/10 👍👍
Rugby High School is the most depressing place i've been in a while, it's almost like its reputation is a huge lie.
How can you have an ambition that isnt studying sciences at Oxbridge, this is Rugby High School!
'Wow, I feel completely alienated.'
'Don't worry, youre just going to Rugby High School'
How can you have an ambition that isnt studying sciences at Oxbridge, this is Rugby High School!
'Wow, I feel completely alienated.'
'Don't worry, youre just going to Rugby High School'
by Theschoolanthem August 25, 2020
3
A high school that's supposed to be incredible but ignores any struggling students and is home to some of the most basic bitches the world has ever seen. No-one trusts the pastoral team cause they're a joke and treat someone saying "kill me to let me out of this lesson" as a legit suicide threat. Meanwhile, kids will start crying in lesson and be completely ignored. They'll also hire legit nonces as cover teachers and then make all students who were reporting him leave pastoral if there are too many.
Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.
Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.
Student 1: I swear to god if I hear another bitch talking about her holiday to the tropics!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!
by FormerGiftedKid January 25, 2021