An individual who has cashmere thoughts about flaming faggots and heavy-set Latvian women in green sandals. In addition, his politcal views on why the United States should be run by George W. Bush (another bushleague homosexual) allows him to spend his weekend nights at home watching care bears reruns because college hoochies could care less about a 6'1'' 155lb white kid's political views.

This individual also has the facial characteristics of a racoon, Bart Simpson, or in some cases, a relative that we call "Honeycomb". Honeycomb is a another story; I think the name speaks for itself.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.