A tall, slightly muscular twink with glasses. They always have glasses. They usually are smart, if they’re not they pretend to be. They’re decently popular and know a lot of popular people but no one really knows them. The type to start idiotic arguments like “is soup a beverage” and then just use facts to make the entire convo pointless. They’ve got a decent about of bodies though, if you want to fuck and run you better pick a Rudeus because they know how to get it done.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk