Top definition
1. a bird native to the sanibel area of florida
2. a mysterious and pleasurable sexual act.
1. The brown ruddy turnstone flew onto my front porch yesterday

Marcela and Jackie gave Brett and Danny the best Ruddy Turnstones while they were in Sanibel.
by The House of Ybel July 12, 2011
Get a Ruddy Turnstone mug for your father Günter.
Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
Get a Fracking mug for your bunkmate Günter.