Josh: Hey dude how was your date with Nikki last night?
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.
by Jackie rose July 16, 2019
Hottest person on the planet. Australian.
Passes as the prettiest girl and hottest guy. Makes gay guys go straight for her and straight girls gay. Plays Stella Carlin on the Netflix show Orange is the New Black.
Passes as the prettiest girl and hottest guy. Makes gay guys go straight for her and straight girls gay. Plays Stella Carlin on the Netflix show Orange is the New Black.
by happystrawberry June 26, 2015
two dumbass rabbits that hop around like they are the shit. Ruby always is bitching at Max. But this cartoon is very fun to watch after smoking some columbian bamboo A.K.A weed.
Rosie O'Donnell: Hey what did you and bill do last night?
Hillary Clinton: We smoked a fat one then went to my house and watched Max and Ruby.
Hillary Clinton: We smoked a fat one then went to my house and watched Max and Ruby.
by mikeh56 June 28, 2011
Ruby Martinez is the cutest human being in the world that deserves better! All he wanted was for Olivia, Monse, Jamal, and Cesar to be happy! But Cesar didn’t shoot
by Ruben.Martinez April 22, 2018
the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
by titrod2144 December 18, 2009
"Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
by austios May 6, 2008