Enjoyed by the connoisseur of the golden shower, this delicacy is best enjoyed while on a raw food cleanse. After consuming a large amount of beet juice, a standard golden shower is performed, leaving the partner bathed in Ruby Sunshine.

(per wikipedia, Betacyanin in beetroot may cause red urine in some people who are unable to break it down.)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods