Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.

A Ruben sandwich that doesn't have cheese, but has hot sauce instead.