Hispanic man that is very jealous and will betray you if he feels your completion , May even push you down a well and sell you to slAvery just so he can have all the attention from women .
by Hollow tip lipstick March 17, 2018
by BigBoyBurren March 24, 2021
A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have
by tiredcutie February 17, 2017
by Poisiedon October 30, 2019
Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂
Your such a Ruben!
by Phe_Phe1 February 9, 2018
A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.
by >o< September 20, 2017
A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.
"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
by Jeezuradick August 28, 2015