1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.
Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.
by Dizdik April 16, 2004
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small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P
a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white
by dick head May 04, 2004
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Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter
by Poisiedon October 30, 2019
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Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.
Rubens a baws.
But.
But.
Ziannie is bawsser. <3
by Some midget December 30, 2011
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He is just a sexy ass Mexican who has food
Wow that guy Ruben is a sexy ass Mexican who has food.
by Casss2428 April 07, 2019
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Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.
Ruben is ugly
by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 07, 2019
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