A heniously vile sex act that is double-taxed. (By Britain and Canada)
We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
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When tossing someone’s salad, the recipient snaps off a log
She was tossing his salad and he got so carried away he did a Sussex Royal
by CyrilTSquirrel January 11, 2020
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A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
by smackmyass July 17, 2013
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self-described as a fashion-art rock band, palaye royale are a las vegas- based indie band who mix grandiose modern alt pop with gritty guitar rock that, at times, recalls both glam and brit-pop. formed in 2011 by the core trio of singer/frontman remington leith, guitarist/organist sebastian danzig, and drummer emerson barrett, they made their debut the following year with the single "morning light".
person 1 "i am definitely a soldier of the royal council
person 2 "omg i love palaye royale"
by crykiid October 03, 2017
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When you greet someone and go in for the hug, then do some rapid but heavy sniffing to establish the persons’ scent, or possibly get a sense of where they have been or who they have been with. Most often used on significant other or potential significant other.
My man came around looking all sheepish, I gave him The Royal Sniff and he smelled like that HO from the mall.
by Wordsluethval July 08, 2018
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adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.
1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.

2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.
by appleb May 24, 2011
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