Roy Keane is Cockney rhyming slang for “bean”. Bean is a reference to the woman’s sensitive genital clitoris so Roy Keane is therefore a reference to the woman’s clit.

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The heart of Manchester United.
One of Uniteds Greatest players.
One of the worlds best midfielders.
Strong and brave footballer.
Great irish international footballer.