A Rowboat Heiress is any girl who is next in line to acquire her fathers dredging and dock-building compant. Rowboat Heiresses always have expensive clothes, but always dress whorey to conceal their wealth. They don't want people to guess they are rich from their clothes, they want to announce it themselves. Rowboat Heiresses will often purchase expensive presents for boys that they barely know and are also known to snort the occasional line in the bathroom at school.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.