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Rossford. Hmm what to say. You either love it, or you hate it. With our amazing football team *cough*, and school known for it's hygenic and intelligent students *cough*, it's a wonder why some hate it...
But don't let me make Rossford sound bad, it's not all that bad :) I mean growing up in Rossford you get a great sense of family because everybody knows everybody and everything about them. Also it's a very beautiful place, there's Veteran's Park and Beach Street. I mean who wouldn't want to spend a day there? Take a wiff of the Maumee River, watch a game of underhand lob life is grand ain't it.
Or or or! You could get ice cream from that ice cream place, whatever the hell it's name is now? I mean they change it every 2 days or so it seems.
Another good thing about Rossford is the annual All Saints Festival. I would be there now, but I don't want to crush the 100 year old ponies and listen to polka music.
Anywho, if you haven't realized I was talking in a sarcastic tone, well yeah, I have been the whole time. That's what we are, a bunch of sarcastic Polish people.
Butttt, nevertheless, I will miss this little shithole when I go off to college :
P.S.-Give a shout out to the bird man if you see him!! And! Don't forget to hate on Perrysburg!!
But don't let me make Rossford sound bad, it's not all that bad :) I mean growing up in Rossford you get a great sense of family because everybody knows everybody and everything about them. Also it's a very beautiful place, there's Veteran's Park and Beach Street. I mean who wouldn't want to spend a day there? Take a wiff of the Maumee River, watch a game of underhand lob life is grand ain't it.
Or or or! You could get ice cream from that ice cream place, whatever the hell it's name is now? I mean they change it every 2 days or so it seems.
Another good thing about Rossford is the annual All Saints Festival. I would be there now, but I don't want to crush the 100 year old ponies and listen to polka music.
Anywho, if you haven't realized I was talking in a sarcastic tone, well yeah, I have been the whole time. That's what we are, a bunch of sarcastic Polish people.
Butttt, nevertheless, I will miss this little shithole when I go off to college :
P.S.-Give a shout out to the bird man if you see him!! And! Don't forget to hate on Perrysburg!!
by 3!0h!3 July 23, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A town located in Northwestern Ohio south of Toledo, harboring the same cultural stagnancy of its neighboring city. It borders the southern bank of the Maumee river. It contains a Colony area where fancy houses abound, and it has a healthy amount of business near 80-90. Nevertheless, Rossford is but a mere rusting shadow beneath Toledo.
Named after the combination of the town's founder's surname and his wife's surname.
Named after the combination of the town's founder's surname and his wife's surname.
Nothing is more interesting than walking into Rossford's Rec Center only to find that half the machines are broken.
by Supersysscvi January 14, 2009