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To vigorously rub a vagina of a passed out female for give or take 1 minute. Your one free hand should be waving up in the air like it just don't care.
Cindy: "My vag hurts today and I don't know why. Last I remember I was passing out in Ross's bed."
Shantae: "Oh damn girl, sounds like you got Ross rubbed!"
by Rossrubber March 10, 2014
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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