The largest land mammal in Hollywood, it was once believed to be female and doctors took it's word.
Child: Zookeeper zookeeper, those two elephants are killing each other.
Zookeeper: It's Rosie O'Donnell eating.
Child: Oh.
by HolyToiletWater July 16, 2012
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A stupid fuckin hypocrite liberal Democrat and lesbian who was rabid in her anti-2nd amendment position and bent on eroding our rights until it was pointed out that she herself has many armed body guards for "her" protection so why shouldn't regular poor Americans be able to own a gun to protect themselves or their families and loved ones.

She has since (finally) realized that she was a fucking hypocrite on this and has finally cooled her jets on trying to erode others rights which she herself utilizes for her own protection.

So I congratulate her on that.
Maybe one day she will become even more self aware and have further awakening and stop licking butt.
by the truth is out there August 07, 2004
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What you think of when you have an erection and you need to get rid of it
Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!

One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly I didn't get an erection for a whole week!
by Escobar Crews July 02, 2014
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When you fart and it zips right up into your vagina following the path of least resistance. Often occurring in individuals with larger butts.
"Oh man I just Rosie O'Donnell'd! Hate when that happens...next stop stank queef"
by KEISHAFISCHER June 18, 2018
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We had a great time in Maui watching the many Rosie O'Donnell's surfacing and shooting ocean water through their blow holes.
by cruisinotter September 29, 2012
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A fat miserably unhappy discusting waste of space no talent bulldike carpet munching loser that has nothing better to do than to try and bring others down to make herself feel better about being a piece of shit.
If I were "Rosie O'Donnell" I would probably commit suicide.
by Nadder Hadder July 30, 2008
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A perfect example of why no one is perfect, because even God fucked up.

Also shows why God is human and likes to have a good time, because he was obviously drunk or tripping on something.

Also proof that there is such a thing as a mangina.
Man: "You can't put a vagina on that man."

God: "It's fine, well name her Rosie O'Donnell."
by amitchell February 11, 2008
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