my roommate invited me to hook up with her and her fuck-buddy! like a threesome!... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!
by veronica corningstone March 07, 2006
Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.
by hitting the wall March 14, 2010
When a man is performing anal on a woman, and pulls his penis out and wipes it on his roommate's pillow.
"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."
by Vanoc March 12, 2010
Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko April 05, 2016
the act of choosing a college roommate on Facebook from your school's page based on Facebook stalking and messaging said person back and forth
I'm not sure if I know who I'm rooming with. I've been roommate flirting with a couple people but none of them seem to be right.
by lizkow March 04, 2011
A roommate named Eric who's super chill, always has a great family guy quote up his sleeve. He's either got a fake ID so you can get booze or is just chill and buys a handle of captain and lets you share it. He usually has a little weed, and lets you have some. Cleans up his shit and generally knows what's up.
Graig: Dude your roommate is totally chill man, we smoked out of a bong shaped like a spaceship and then we talked about boob shapes, good times.
Jacop:Yeah dude, he's a total roommate eric.
Jacop:Yeah dude, he's a total roommate eric.
by Wetman Carruthers March 27, 2011
a room mate who haz a good job..iz neat and klean..a roommate who lets yu eat sum of their snakz..want eat yur snakz...buyz yu cigereetz..but..they dnt smoke..runz aroun n ther underwear...if yu akt rite,they mite blank yu....and who alwayz pay yur half of rent...and believs yu will pay thm bak..and who was an ass as hard as a koffee table..
dang dude,my trophy roommate went to work.and she didnt make no noise,so i kud sleep all day...my trophy roommate paid my rent,and she knowz i dont have o job..allright dude,my trophy roommate has her hot orange g-string on and shez drinkn wiskey....my trophy roommate is eating eratikly,lowering her self esteem,she will turn to me for possitive affermationz,my oppurtunity to smash that ass..
by white trash rabbi dude February 18, 2010