a rook is a person who is very shy but loves to be around friends but don’t get fooled even though a rook is shy they still love to party
by no one likes me😔 June 23, 2020
A cool name or nick-name given to a certain breed of male. Opposite of the meaning "rookie" for short or using it to describe someone that's easily scammed like the bozos and police use. A rook in chess is actually the second strongest piece on a chessboard only bowing down to the queen. It's more useful than the knight and bishop and two rooks are actually worth more than a queen. I don't play chess, but people call themselves kings and queens all the time and they probably can't even play checkers.
Stan: I was going to give my kid the middle name of "Rook".
Stew: So, why didn't you?
Stan: My ex was kind of mental so I kicked the bitch out before I knocked her up.
Stew: Good call.
Stew: So, why didn't you?
Stan: My ex was kind of mental so I kicked the bitch out before I knocked her up.
Stew: Good call.
by i am not a wookie master July 02, 2011
by Patches December 03, 2018
A pussy slayer who has a 12" cock, massive muscles, charming and amazing at everything. Especially eating pussy
by Ass-kicker47 October 30, 2016
by Downandout June 03, 2009
rook at my rook!" "rook and roll!" "rook me up!" "rook at me!" "hittin up the chess board with the rook" "my rook rox" "my rook will jump you" "im frothin that adlays rook" "geed up for a hectic sesh of onlinechess.com with my rook" "my rook's black, what of it" "that kent from corbo has a fresh rook" "you mirin my rook?" "take my rook and i will staunch you" "rooks gettin rowdy 2nite" "100% real rook" "rook you!
by rooks rule April 11, 2011