"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".

"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'

Hahaha! Did you see us roof that dude's pencil case?

C-dizzle: " I finished all of the Bio homework for this semester last night."
K-dizzle : " Bruh that's crazy! Are you roof or Nah?
or

Pudge: " I checked out that abandoned building yesterday"
Cogsworth: "Was it roof over there"
Pudge: "Yeah, something was unusual about that place"

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."