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That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.
"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".
"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".
"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".
by Logan Scheibli February 13, 2009
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C-dizzle: " I finished all of the Bio homework for this semester last night."
K-dizzle : " Bruh that's crazy! Are you roof or Nah?
or
Pudge: " I checked out that abandoned building yesterday"
Cogsworth: "Was it roof over there"
Pudge: "Yeah, something was unusual about that place"
K-dizzle : " Bruh that's crazy! Are you roof or Nah?
or
Pudge: " I checked out that abandoned building yesterday"
Cogsworth: "Was it roof over there"
Pudge: "Yeah, something was unusual about that place"
by DomeMaster4444 December 01, 2015
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A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.
by kapoc August 18, 2014
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(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."
by joanna_grace October 18, 2006