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When someone breaks into your car through the roof as it is usually the weakest part in some old cars.
usually done in large lots and done to many cars at once
things obtained from roof jobs consist of Motorola phones, fishers, and sony color tvs.
Ice T- called up my friend joe the roof job pro
by Joe the roof job pro January 01, 2010
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth

SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)
HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?
by jonmical October 14, 2004
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When two straight men meet on the roof of a house and drink the piss of each other.
Awrite Danny, here I’ve no gave you a roofjob in ages. Get yer ladder oot
by Uncle cheesy July 13, 2020
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the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth
lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch
by The king Friday March 12, 2014
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