When a deluxe cheeseburger enters the rectum by force.

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

The center of all evil.

A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.