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A member of the blue collar comedy group. Also known as "Tater Salad". Famous for appearing onstage with whiskey and cigarette. "Drunk in Public"
Ron White is fucking awesome!!
by Princess December 15, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The best comedian out of the Blue Collar Comedy Group. Known for wearing all black suits, smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey while on stage.
Ron White's signature line is, "They call me Tater Salad."
(Bill Engvall's is "Here's your sign", Larry's is "Git-r-done", and Foxworthy's is "You might be a redneck")
Most of his bits are about over priced things, being married, traveling, and stupid situations and/or people.
He has 3 CDs out:
- Tater Salad (his alias)
- Drunk in Public
- You Can't Fix Stupid
He is a brilliant comedian and very funny to listen to.
His only problem is that he's very slow on making new material.
Ron White's signature line is, "They call me Tater Salad."
(Bill Engvall's is "Here's your sign", Larry's is "Git-r-done", and Foxworthy's is "You might be a redneck")
Most of his bits are about over priced things, being married, traveling, and stupid situations and/or people.
He has 3 CDs out:
- Tater Salad (his alias)
- Drunk in Public
- You Can't Fix Stupid
He is a brilliant comedian and very funny to listen to.
His only problem is that he's very slow on making new material.
by D3finition d00d October 07, 2008