Wazzock or twit

Any Republican candidate running for president who is neither a phony conservative or who holds or has held highly liberal views either at one time or another. To qualify to be a "non Romney," one must not say he or she is "severely conservative" despite a liberal record (i), is not a puppet promoted by the Republican Establishment (ii), and is not often trumpeted by the Obama Media as the acclaimed "Frontrunner" and thus treated as such (iii). A true "Non Romney," in essence, isn't a robot but has real conservative credentials and principles.

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Making up facts to go along with your argument to impress whichever people you are currently speaking in front of that you are on their side.

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.