After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.