Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go somewhere the next day; and when you don't feel like getting laid for a month.
"I gave her the Rollie Fingers. She couldn't figure out why the Jehovah's Witness was looking at her sideways when she answered ther door the next morning."
by Fattooth Electricteeth December 01, 2007
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by chi-chi123 June 02, 2005
Rollie Fingers was a major league relief pitcher from 1968-1985 known for his handlebar mustache.To have rollie fingers means to clumsily drop something. Not because Rollie Fingers was clumsy, but just because that's what his name sounds like.
by la.bored May 07, 2009