by sexymutha September 16, 2020
Verb.
When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.
This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale
This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.
When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.
This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale
This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.
36 hours after eating the grits, burrito and multiple corn cobs, I unleashed a steamy load into the toilet, only to find I was out of toilet paper; I had to roll it with two tubes, one of which was from the trash can.
by etunim October 19, 2013
by Light Joker April 07, 2007
by mike March 06, 2004
The text command to roll the dice in an AIM chatroom.
Once entered the default two, 6 sided virtual dice will be 'thrown' and your roll will be displayed within the chatroom.
You can also add arguements to //roll like //roll-dice15-sides999 to roll 15 dice with 999 sides.
//roll Can be used as a game or to annoy other chatroom users.
Once entered the default two, 6 sided virtual dice will be 'thrown' and your roll will be displayed within the chatroom.
You can also add arguements to //roll like //roll-dice15-sides999 to roll 15 dice with 999 sides.
//roll Can be used as a game or to annoy other chatroom users.
JimFear: //roll
OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6
JimFear: //roll-dice3-sides999
OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 3 999-sided dice: 587 671 18
JimFear: //roll-dice1-sides2
OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
ChatRoomGuy1: STOP DAT SHIT!!!11!!1!!
OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6
JimFear: //roll-dice3-sides999
OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 3 999-sided dice: 587 671 18
JimFear: //roll-dice1-sides2
OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
ChatRoomGuy1: STOP DAT SHIT!!!11!!1!!
by Jim Fear April 19, 2009
to roll somebody, is to approach them with stealth and aggression and to take all their possessions.
by lifeologist February 24, 2015