Will Roland is the god of dank memes, who we love and cherish. He's know for playing The Insanley Cool Jared Kleinmeme. He is the reason we make it throught this beautiful world.
by 1-800-TheaterTrash October 21, 2020
Roland is a really nice , handsome, carrying , loving boy , if you ever meet a boy named Roland never let him go , he can be really nice and lovely but when you meet his bad side he can be crazy don’t get on the bad side of a Roland , Every girl want a Roland but not every one can have one so if you have a Roland keep him don’t let any girl take him , Roland would travel for hours just to see his girl friend , he has the biggest heart ever .
Roland
by Brigi January 15, 2020
Roland is usually a loving, caring guy who gets mad easily, and may have small jealously issues when he finds the girl of his dreams. normally they go after caitlin's-which is an irish name know for beauty and shyness. brown hair and dark eyes are common. once they fall in love with a girl, its very hard to get away from them, but they know theyll never feel the same for any other girl so they never let go and they keep them close reminding them of there love for her. they usually end up spending the rest of there life and getting married and settling down with kids down the road.
by flex4 June 30, 2011
by april9 April 09, 2021
Highly-covert office assassin, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. Can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don't even recognize him. Founder of the Underwater Rucking Team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by Space Shuttle.
"Man, the new guy in the last cubicle was gone when Amy Winehouse overdosed, then ten minutes after they reported it he showed up. He might be a Roland and we don't even know it!!!"
by diplomacy762 September 30, 2011
A folk legend, during the 1960's Roland was a Mercenary who came from Norway. He took a contract fighting in the Congo, and was known for his skill with a Thompson Sub-Machine gun. He eventually attracted the attention of the C.I.A. who payed off one of his compatriots to betray him. Later Roland's betrayer died under mysterious circumstances. Soldiers and Mercenaries still claim to see the ghost of Roland in multiple military conflicts over the past 50 years. He is described as being headless and still carrying his Thompson Sub-Machine gun.
Soldier 1: "I saw something weird during the last firefight we were in."
Soldier 2: "what was it?"
Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."
Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
Soldier 2: "what was it?"
Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."
Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
by Gil Favor September 07, 2020

